Monday, May 12, 2008

Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What the Heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker:....

'It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'.'


whimsical brainpan said...

LOL! Good one. :-)

Biddie said...

whim - I know that I haven't been around much. There is more drama going on and I haven't had as much time - or the right headspace - to blog. I will stop by your place soon, I promise. Hugs xx

Heidi the Hick said...

Hee hee hee!

Comedy is good therapy, y'know. And boy did I need some comedy therapy today!

Phoenix5 said...

Ouch! Miracle Grow! Low blow! LOL! Thanks for the chuckles (and winces!)

Hope things are balancing out for you!

CindyDianne said...


Burfica said...

hahahahahaha see, them men open their mouths once in a while, and us women just gotta put them back in their rightful place. hehehehehe

jAMiE said...

LoL...very cute!

Gardenia said...

Yes, yes! Perfect.