Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Laugh For The Day

Testicle Therapy -
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

We are still packing and purging, and as much as I hate the packing part, the purging feels good. I have given away every single thing that I haven't needed, from bags and bags of clothing, to furniture, to the fridge that we will no longer need.
The new place is coming along nicely. The kitchen cupboards are waiting to be painted, but the house is ready otherwise. Kayla has been playing happy homemaker and setting it up the way that she likes. I don't mind at all, that kid should be an interior decorator. Seriously.
I guess that I best get my butt in gear. I have so much left to do not much energy to do it.


Gardenia said...

Funny joke! So cool Kayla is interestd in the house. Never had a kid that cared, it would have been soooo nice. But they had other good features - the kids. :)

Four Dinners said...

Good luck in the new place babe x

er...mine needs a lick of paint...Kayla free?

Biddie said...

Gardenia - Lol.
I am so thankful for her. I am compltetly clueless when it comes to decorating. Kayla has a real flair for it.

4D - I'll have to ask her..:)

Anonymous said...

I am a huge pack rat, and I am hard pressed to get rid of anything! Good luck, and good for you!
Lol at the golf joke. My dad will love it!

Maggie Mae

Biddie said...

Maggie Mae - Oh, so are we! Kayla and I are the worst! We are getting better, though. I actually gave away a whole box of old movies today and I have sooo much garbage going out that I am afraid the city is going to charge us by the pound!

Anonymous said...

Lol. Thanks for the laugh!
Peter piper

Biddie said...

You're welcome! I aim to please!

Coffeypot said...

Love that joke. I will post it, too.

Biddie said...

I knew that you would love it. I posted it with you in mind :)

farmer dave said...

good to hear things are moving okay i hate moving house so much to do think after 6 months after ive moved into my place ive just got it how i like it

Biddie said...

Farmer Dave - Six months sounds about right to me..That's about how long it takes to get set up and feel comfortable.
I think that we will be moved by the end of the week..I can't wait for it to be over!