Sometimes, I think that I would be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
If you ever catch on fire try to avoid looking in the mirror, because I bet that would really throw you into a panic.
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he gets a good, lucky feeling.
It takes abig man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
I think in one of my past lives, I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
I saw on this nature show the male elk douses himself in urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!