Monday, January 12, 2009

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your head..

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.


WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..

Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

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Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

13 comments:

dilling said...

Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus!!!

Biddie said...

dilling - LOL. I remember that one. Still have no idea wtf it means.

Heidi the Hick said...

I love the first one. My neighbour had one like that on his car and thought he was real smart that way. THe funniest thing is that it's true!!! Hhahaha!

Biddie said...

heidi - That was one of my fav's, too. I get about 15 crap emails a day and once in awhile I get one that makes me laugh. I had to pass it on.

farmer dave said...

thats one thing we dont do in england is use bumper stickers but the 1st one made me laugh should give that one to my boss,

The Preacherman said...

Saw one the other day in Richmond (London not Virginia)

"You'd better love me 'cause you're right up my arse"

Caz has one in her rear window by the way. "Danger PMT Driver"

CindyDianne said...

My favorite:


Your Ridiculous Little Opinion Has Been Noted.

Cynnie said...

heh..
I have drivin up someones ass just so i could read a bumber sticker...
they really need to be a larger print for us old folks :)

coffeypot said...

Funny stuff. I will pass them along. I saw one that said, "I have the perfect body...it's in the trunk and getting pretty ripe."

whimsical brainpan said...

LMAO! I love them!

I want the "Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me." one.

Burfica said...

Lets see...some of my favorite, that I have owned or seen lately.

If your not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!!'

Word of the day is Legs, spread the word!!

Highly medicated for your safety.

People like you are why people like me are medicated

I don't shoot innocent animals--Only the one's that look guilty

My marine sniper son can take down your honor student at 30 clicks

Marines-travel to exotic places-meet interesting people-kill them

and one of my all time favorites

Nuke em till they glow and shoot em in the dark.

Bunny said...

Great bumper stickers!!
Thanks for the comment!!
I am SO jealous - you're going to see Crue?!?!!?!? Can't wait to read your review!!

Biddie said...

farmer dave - What? No bumper stickers?

preacherman - I like that Caz :)

cindydianne - Lol. I liked that one too. I am going to have to remember it the next time Rudi comes around.

cynnie - I know what you mean. I am now taking my glasses OFF to read the fine print.
Sigh.

coffeypot - I like that one, too. One of the better ones.

whim- I like that one, too. I am going to find one for my MIL. She would love it.

burfica - LOL! Word of the day! That is great!

bunny - I KNOW! isn't that great? My oldest wanted a ticket for her birthday and I thought, hey, I like the Crue...